Rhonda Rhonda
Clock falls back and its getting darker
Disappear to a haunted house horror
Glowing rouge as he turns a shoulder
Bouncing curls could be a little longer
All dolled-up, but only for the party
He lost a bet but he looks so darling
Shuffle sideways through the kitchen hallway
Narrow pace in a chop-shop causeway
All dolled-up in his Sunday best
wonder woman is the next-best-dressed
I dont really think you lost that bet
Im a little more than curious, i must confess
Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda
I like your game Rhonda Rhonda
What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda
Would my girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda
Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda
Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like my seersucker pants?
All dolled up in a springtime dress
With curly-q's on his head and chest
Doily lace on the fringe of dress
Flip-cup blitz he's a Halloween mess
A little bit tipsy with natural charm
Initial reaction of subtle alarm
Farmer's tan under strapless arms
Off-white flowers on a thrift store bargain
Shirley Temple outgrew his dress
But his curly-q's still pass the test
Rhonda glides with such finesse
To the funeral parlor from the hula contest
Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda
I like your game Rhonda Rhonda
What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda
Would my girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda
Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda
Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like my seersucker pants?
That aint really a costume you got on ya
If you teach me to salsa, i'll show you my Samba
Thanksgiving's coming up - let me meet yo mama
Life of the the party, Rhonda Rhonda
Black eyeshadow and a tear-smeared blush
Soft complexion under two-day scruff
Get to know him and you'll start to blush
Purple nailpolish, I got a crush
My new girlfriend is running late to the party
We got a couple minutes if you wanna get naughty
Trick on my treat, pin the tail on your donkey
Adam's apple bobbin' on a Baritone Barbie
Is that your name? Rhonda Rhonda
I like your game Rhonda Rhonda
What's your sign? Rhonda Rhonda
Would YOUR girlfriend mind? Rhonda Rhonda
Cool as a cucumber Rhonda Rhonda
Can I get your number? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like to dance? Rhonda Rhonda
Do you like my seersucker pants?