Call me King Hurricane
Oh, She shows the boys attention cuz she don't get none at home
The Queen of Carolina swears that she's the only one
Hot Showers and Cold Sheets are her forte
Yea, the Queen of Carolina calls me King Hurricane
Ashes to Ashes, surrounding her Trouble
D-D-D Dust to Dust to Dust to the girls who dare not cuddle
Your Chicken Legs are thumpin' me to the Line of Ryan’s Bass
and Lady Gaga singin' sexy to my P-P-P-Poker Face
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call me King Hurricane
Sometimes it's cold in Carolina
Folly Whitecaps turn to ice
Sometimes she'd rather drown in Atlantic Darkness
Sometimes she thinks that sounds mighty nice
Sometimes it's cold in Carolina
Sometimes the sun don't wanna play
Sometimes she'd rather swaddle in Folly Darkness
Sometimes I wonder why the fuck she stays
Coconut Curls and Everglade Eyes
Rock n Roll Heroes to try on for size
College Girls droppin out playin with fire
And a foot in the mouth of an Amber-Eyed Liar
I'm a love-up-and-leave-you specimen, right?
Fresh piece of candy might stick if I bite
Don't want you over here after tonight
Cuz King Street is flooding after your flight
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call me King Hurricane
Red-dressing on a greyhound with once-silver wings
footsie-flyin', mile-highing, six strings on wooden things
sex-hairing, neighbors staring, now it's time to go, go, go, go
and an untrustworthy neighbor safe and sound asleep in an exit row
turkey feather lost in a fox's fire
pheasant feather wrapped tight in a copper wire
copper wire linking the beads of the Star of the Sea
And a bumpkin bitch liar with a hold over me
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call me King Hurricane
I see you loopin the loop around Jupiter's Hoops
It's Last call on Market Street, lord, summon the Troops
Would you, could you, Put on a little tapdance, diverting from the Truth
You You You could be my Allie Cat, I could be your Oops
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call Me Call Me, Yea
Call me King Hurricane
Oh, She shows the boys attention cuz she don't get none at home
The Queen of Carolina swears that she's the only one
Hot Showers and Cold Sheets are her forte
Yea, the Queen of Carolina calls me King Hurricane